marți, 19 octombrie 2010

muzica Beatles

WHOEVER PUT THIS TOGETHER DESERVES A MEDAL, AS IT'S EVERY SONG

"THE BEATLES" EVER MADE ALONG WITH VIDEOS ON SOME OF THEM.







JUST CLICK ON THE TITLE OF THE SONG YOU WANT TO HEAR AND SEE THE VIDEO-CLIP. YOU WILL HAVE THE WORDING OF THE SONG AS WELL AS SOME OTHER INFO RELATED TO THAT SONG.



A Day in the Life http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=A+Day+in+the+Life


A Hard Day's Night http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=A+Hard+Day%27s+Night


A Taste of Honey http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=A+Taste+of+Honey


Across The Universe http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Across+The+Universe


Act Naturally http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Act+Naturally


All I've got to Do http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=All+I%27ve+got+to+Do


All My Loving http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=All+My+Loving


All Together Now http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=All+Together+Now


All You Need Is Love http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=All+You+Need+Is+Love


And I Love Her http://www.beatlestube.net/video..php?title=And+I+Love+Her


And Your Bird Can Sing http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=And+Your+Bird+Can+Sing


Anna (Go To Him) http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Anna+%28Go+To+Him%29


Another Girl http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Another+Girl


Any Time At All http://www.beatlestube..net/video.php?title=Any+Time+At+All


Ask Me Why http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Ask+Me+Why


Baby It's You http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Baby+It%27s+You


Baby You're A Rich Man http://www.beatlestube..net/video.php?title=Baby+You%27re+A+Rich+Man


Bad Boy http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Baby%27s+in+Black


Because http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Because


Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite! http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Being+for+the+Benefit+of+Mr.+Kite%21


Birthday http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Birthday


Blackbird

Blue Jay Way http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Blue+Jay+Way


Boys http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Boys


Can't Buy Me Love http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Can%27t+Buy+Me+Love


Carry That Weight http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Carry+That+Weight


Chains http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Chains


Come Together http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Come+Together


Cry Baby Cry http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Cry+Baby+Cry



Day Tripper http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Day+Tripper


Dear Prudence http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Dear+Prudence


Devil In Her Heart http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Devil+In+Her+Heart


Dig A Pony http://www.beatlestube.net/video..php?title=Dig+A+Pony


Dig It http://www.beatlestube.net/video..php?title=Dig+It


Dizzy Miss Lizzie http://www.beatlestube..net/video.php?title=Dizzy+Miss+Lizzie


Do You Want to Know a Secret http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Do+You+Want+to+Know+a+Secret


Doctor Robert http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Doctor+Robert


Don't Bother Me http://www.beatlestube..net/video.php?title=Don%27t+Bother+Me


Don't Let Me Down http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Don%27t+Let+Me+Down


Don't Pass Me By http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Don%27t+Pass+Me+By


Drive My Car http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Drive+My+Car


Eight Days a Week http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Eight+Days+a+Week


Eleanor Rigby http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Eleanor+Rigby


Every Little Thing http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Every+Little+Thing


Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except For Me and My Monkey http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Everybody%27s+Got+Something+to+Hide+Except+For+Me+and+My+Monkey


Everybody's Trying to be My Baby http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Everybody%27s+Trying+to+be+My+Baby


Fixing a Hole http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Fixing+a+Hole


Flying (instrumental) http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Flying+%28instrumental%29


For No One http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=For+No+One


For You Blue http://www..beatlestube.net/video.php?title=For+You+Blue


Free As A Bird http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Free+As+A+Bird


>From Me To You http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=From+Me+To+You


Get Back http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Get+Back


Getting Better http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Getting+Better


Girl http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Girl


Glass Onion http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Glass+Onion


Golden Slumbers http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Golden+Slumbers


Good Day Sunshine http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Good+Day+Sunshine


Good Morning, Good Morning http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Good+Morning,+Good+Morning


Good Night http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Good+Night


Got To Get You Into My Life http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Got+To+Get+You+Into+My+Life


Happiness is a Warm Gun http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Happiness+is+a+Warm+Gun


Hello, Goodbye http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Hello,+Goodbye


Help http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Help


Helter Skelter http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Helter+Skelter


Her Majesty http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Her+Majesty


Here Comes The Sun http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Here+Comes+The+Sun


Here, There And Everywhere http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Here,+There+And+Everywhere


Hey Bulldog http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Hey+Bulldog


Hey Jude http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Hey+Jude


Hold Me Tight http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Hold+Me+Tight


Honey Don't http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Honey+Don%27t


Honey Pie http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Honey+Pie


I Am the Walrus http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I+Am+the+Walrus


I Call Your Name http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I+Call+Your+Name


I Don't Want to Spoil the Party http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I+Don%27t+Want+to+Spoil+the+Party


I Feel Fine

I Me Mine http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I+Me+Mine


I Need You http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I+Need+You


I Saw Her Standing There http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I+Saw+Her+Standing+There



I Should Have Known Better http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I+Should+Have+Known+Better


I Wanna Be Your Man http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I+Wanna+Be+Your+Man


I Want To Hold Your Hand http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I+Want+To+Hold+Your+Hand


I Want To Tell You http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I+Want+To+Tell+You


I Want You (She's So Heavy) http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I+Want+You+%28She%27s+So+Heavy%29


I Will http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I+Will


I'll Be Back http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I%27ll+Be+Back


I'll Cry Instead http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I%27ll+Cry+Instead


I'll Follow the Sun http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I%27ll+Follow+the+Sun


I'll Get You http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I%27ll+Get+You


I'm a Loser http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I%27m+a+Loser


I'm Down http://www.beatlestube..net/video..php?title=I%27m+Down


I'm Just Happy to Dance with You http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I%27m+Just+Happy+to+Dance+with+You


I'm Looking Through You http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I%27m+Looking+Through+You


I'm Only Sleeping http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I%27m+Only+Sleeping


I'm so tired http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I%27m+so+tired


I've Got A Feeling http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I%27ve+Got+A+Feeling


I've Just Seen a Face http://www..beatlestube.net/video.php?title=I%27ve+Just+Seen+a+Face


If I Fell http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=If+I+Fell


If I Needed Someone http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=If+I+Needed+Someone



In My Life http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=In+My+Life


It Won't Be Long http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=It+Won%27t+Be+Long


It's All Too Much http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=It%27s+All+Too+Much


It's Only Love http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=It%27s+Only+Love


Julia http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Julia


Kansas City/Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Kansas+City/Hey,+Hey,+Hey,+Hey



Komm Gib Mir Deine Hand http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Komm+Gib+Mir+Deine+Hand


Lady Madonna http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Lady+Madonna


Let it Be http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Let+it+Be


Little Child http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Little+Child


Long Tall Sally http://www..beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Long+Tall+Sally


Long, Long, Long http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Long,+Long,+Long


Love Me Do http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Love+Me+Do


Love You To http://www.beatlestube..net/video.php?title=Love+You+To


Lovely Rita http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Lovely+Rita


Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Lucy+in+the+Sky+with+Diamonds


Maggie Mae http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Maggie+Mae


Magical Mystery Tour http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Magical+Mystery+Tour


Martha My Dear http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Martha+My+Dear


Matchbox http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Matchbox


Maxwell's Silver Hammer http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Maxwell%27s+Silver+Hammer


Mean Mr. Mustard http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Mean+Mr.+Mustard


Michelle http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Michelle


Misery http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Misery


Money (That's What I Want) http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Money+%28That%27s+What+I+Want%29


Mother Nature's Son http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Mother+Nature%27s+Son


Mr. Moonlight http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Mr.+Moonlight


No Reply http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=No+Reply



Norwegian Wood http://www..beatlestube.net/video..php?title=Norwegian+Wood



Not a Second Time http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Not+a+Second+Time


Nowhere Man http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Nowhere+Man


Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

Octopus's Garden http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Octopus%27s+Garden


Oh! Darling http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Oh%21+Darling


Old Brown Shoe http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Old+Brown+Shoe


One After 909 http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=One+After+909


Only A Northern Song http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Only+A+Northern+Song


P.S. I Love You http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=P.S.+I+Love+You


Paperback Writer http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Paperback+Writer



Penny Lane http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Penny+Lane


Piggies http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Piggies


Please Mister Postman http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Please+Mister+Postman


Please Please Me http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Please+Please+Me


Polythene Pam http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Polythene+Pam


Rain http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Rain


Real Love http://www.beatlestube..net/video..php?title=Real+Love


Revolution 1 http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Revolution+1


Revolution 9 http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Revolution+9


Rock and Roll Music http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Rock+and+Roll+Music


Rocky Raccoon http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Rocky+Raccoon


Roll Over Beethoven http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Roll+Over+Beethoven


Run For Your Life http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Run+For+Your+Life


Savoy Truffle http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Savoy+Truffle


Sexy Sadie http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Sexy+Sadie


Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Sgt.+Pepper%27s+Lonely+Hearts+Club+Band


Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise) http://www.beatlestube..net/video.php?title=Sgt.+Pepper%27s+Lonely+Hearts+Club+Band+%28Reprise%29


She Came In Through The Bathroom Window http://www.beatlestube..net/video.php?title=She+Came+In+Through+The+Bathroom+Window


She Loves You http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=She+Loves+You


She Said, She Said http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=She+Said,+She+Said


She's A Woman http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=She%27s+A+Woman


She's Leaving Home http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=She%27s+Leaving+Home


Sie Liebt Dich http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Sie+Liebt+Dich


Slow Down http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Slow+Down


Something http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Something


Strawberry Fields Forever http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Strawberry+Fields+Forever


Sun King http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Sun+King


Taxman http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Taxman


Tell Me What You See http://www.beatlestube..net/video.php?title=Tell+Me+What+You+See


Tell Me Why http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Tell+Me+Why


Thank You Girl http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Thank+You+Girl


The Ballad of John And Yoko http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=The+Ballad+of+John+And+Yoko


The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill http://www.beatlestube.net/video..php?title=The+Continuing+Story+of+Bungalow+Bill


The End http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=The+End


The Fool On The Hill http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=The+Fool+On+The+Hill


The Inner Light http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=The+Inner+Light



The Long And Winding Road http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=The+Long+And+Winding+Road


The Night Before http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=The+Night+Before


The Word http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=The+Word


There's A Place http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=There%27s+A+Place


Things We Said Today http://www..beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Things+We+Said+Today


Think For Yourself http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Think+For+Yourself




This Boy http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=This+Boy


Ticket to Ride http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Ticket+to+Ride


Till There was You http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Till+There+was+You



Tomorrow Never Knows http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Tomorrow+Never+Knows


Twist and Shout http://www..beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Twist+and+Shout


Two of Us http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Two+of+Us


Wait http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Wait


We Can Work It Out http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=We+Can+Work+It+Out


What Goes On http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=What+Goes+On


What You're Doing http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=What+You%27re+Doing


When I Get Home http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=When+I+Get+Home


When I'm Sixty-Four http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=When+I%27m+Sixty-Four


While My Guitar Gently Weeps http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=While+My+Guitar+Gently+Weeps


Why don't we do it in the road http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Why+don%27t+we+do+it+in+the+road


Wild Honey Pie http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Wild+Honey+Pie


With a Little Help From My Friends http://www.beatlestube.net/video..php?title=With+a+Little+Help+From+My+Friends


Within You Without You http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Within+You+Without+You


Words of Love http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Words+of+Love


Yellow Submarine http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Yellow+Submarine


Yer Blues http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Yer+Blues


Yes It Is http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Yes+It+Is


Yesterday http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Yesterday


You Can't Do That http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=You+Can%27t+Do+That


You Know My Name http://www.beatlestube.net/video..php?title=You+Know+My+Name


You Like Me Too Much http://www.beatlestube.net/video..php?title=You+Like+Me+Too+Much


You Never Give Me Your Money http://www.beatlestube..net/video.php?title=You+Never+Give+Me+Your+Money


You Really Got a Hold on Me http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=You+Really+Got+a+Hold+on+Me


You Won't See Me http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=You+Won%27t+See+Me


You're Going to Lose That Girl http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=You%27re+Going+to+Lose+That+Girl


You've Got to Hide Your Love Away http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=You%27ve+Got+to+Hide+Your+Love+Away


Your Mother Should Know http://www.beatlestube.net/video.php?title=Your+Mother+Should+Know


The Beatles video from Albums:

Please Please Me

With The Beatles http://www.beatlestube.net/album.php?album=With+The+Beatles


A Hard Day's Night http://www.beatlestube.net/album.php?album=A+Hard+Day%27s+Night


Beatles For Sale http://www.beatlestube.net/album.php?album=Beatles+For+Sale


Help! http://www.beatlestube.net/album.php?album=Help%21


Rubber Soul http://www.beatlestube.net/album.php?album=Rubber+Soul


Revolver http://www.beatlestube.net/album.php?album=Revolver


Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band http://www.beatlestube.net/album.php?album=Sgt.+Pepper%27s+Lonely+Hearts+Club+Band


Magical Mystery Tour http://www.beatlestube.net/album.php?album=Magical+Mystery+Tour


The Beatles - White Album= http://www.beatlestube.net/album.php?album=The+Beatles+-+White+Album


Yellow Submarine http://www.beatlestube.net/album.php?album=Yellow+Submarine


Abbey Road http://www.beatlestube.net/album.php?album=Abbey+Road


Let It Be http://www.beatlestube.net/album.php?album=Let+It+Be


Past Masters Volume 1 http://www.beatlestube.net/album.php?album=Past+Masters+Volume+1

horoscop atribuit lui Octavio Aceves

Odata deschis acest email, nu mai e cale de intoarcere. Mai jos ai descrierile semnelor zodiacale, realizate abia de cateva ore de catre, Octavio Aceves, considerat cel mai bun astrolog din lume. Citeste-ti semnul si, apoi retrimite-l pe loc. E real, increarca s-o ignori, si primul lucru care vei nota e ce zi teribila vei avea maine (Si asta o sa fie doar inceputul raului).




VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - Cei care asteapta. Dominantul in relatii. Au mereu cine sa-i iubeasca. Mereu vor sa spuna ultimul cuvant. Draguti. Destepti. Zgomotosi. Fideli. Inclinati sa vorbeasca. Tot ce ai cautat mereu. Usor de a multumi. Primul si unicul.. 7 ani de ne noroc daca nu retrimiti.



SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Noi 21) - Adept, EXTREM de adorabil. Inteligent. Iubeste sa faca glume. Foarte bun simt al umorului. Energic. Prezice viitorul. MARE sarutator. Mereu reusesc ce vor. Atractivi. Cu umblatul linistit. Iubeste relatiile lungi. Vorbitor. Romantici. Draguti. 4 ani de nenoroc daca nu transmiteti.



LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - Are rang de agreabil cu toata lume. Dragostea lui este unica. Prostut, distractiv si dulce. Are un atractiv unic. Este persoana cea mai draguta care vei cunoaste! Totusi, cineva Libra nu este felul de persoana cu care te ai baga, pentru ca te lasa plangand. 9 ani de nenoroc daca nu trimiti.



ARES (Mart 21 - April 19) - Mincinos iesit din comun. Adorabil. Spontan. Cineva cu care nu te ai baga. Distractiv. Excelent sarutator, EXTREM de adorabil. Iubeste relatiile. Adictiv. Zgomotos. 16 ani de nenoroc daca nu o trimiti.



ACUARIUM (Ian 20 - Febr 18) - Apa il face de Incredere. Atractiv. Mare sarutator. Unic in clasa lui. Iubeste relatiile de lunga durata. Extrem de energic. Impredictibil. Va intrece spectativele tale. Nu e un luptator, dar te lasa inconstient. 2 ani de nenoroc daca nu-l retrimiti



GEMINIS (Mai 21 - Junie 20) - Irresistibil. Agradabil. Dragostea sa e unica in clasa lui. Mare luptator. Foarte bun la AIA... Sunt amanti, no luptatori, dar totusi te pot laa inconstient. De incredere. Mereu fericit. Zgomotos. Vorbitor. Foarte COMPASIVI. Mereu cauta sa ajunga la un aranjament sau intelegere. Are un zambet frumos. Generosi. Puternici. CEL MAI IRRESISTIBIL. 9 ani de nenoroc daca nu-l trimiti



LEO (Julie 23 - Aug 22) - Leu e marele vorbitor. Atractiv si apasionat. Nepreocupat. Stie cum sa se distreze. E foarte bun in tot ce face. Mare sarutator. Impredictibili. Extroversati. Cu picioarele pe pamant. Adictiv. Atractiv. Zgomotosi. Iubeste relatiile lungi si apasionate . Vorbitor. Cineva cu care n-ar trebui sa te pui. Greu de gasit. Bun cand il gasesti. 7 ani de nenoroc daca nu trimiti.



CANCER (Junie 21 - Julie 22)- E tandru. CEL MAI SURPRINZATOR DINTRE SARUTATORI. Au mare atractiv in personalitatea lor. Dragostea sa e unica. Foarte romantici. Persoana mai draguta care vei cunoaste! Totalmente creativi, imaginativi si vizatori. Meditabunzi. Cu mintea mereu in aer si un pic mai incolo. Extrem de aleatori si schimbatori (si mandru de a fi asa). Freak. Spontani. Povestitori de istorii mari. Extrem de timid si inchis. Nu e deloc un luptator, dar desigur te va lasa inconstient daca trebuie s-o faca. Cineva la care ai tine. 12 ani de nenoroc daca nu retrimiti.



PISCIS (Febr 19 - Martie 20) - Tovarasul de viata. Preocupati si amabili, dar egoist in acelasi timp. Destept. Mereu e centrul atentiei. Atractiv remarcat. Mereu trebuie sa spuna ultimul cuvant si o are. Usor de gasit, greu de a tine linga tine. Cineva cu care petreci un moment distractiv. Extrem de rari dar in sens bun.. Foarte bun simt al umorului (poate schimba spre opus pe loc) !!! Ganditori. Mereu reuseste ce vrea. Iubeste sa faca glume. Foarte populari. Prostuti, distractivi si dulci. 5 ani de noroc prost daca nu-l retrimiti



CAPRICORN (Dic 22 - Ian 19) - Amant care ii place sa rupa. Agradabili. Obraznic. Inteligent . Sexy. Prezice viitorul. Irresistibili. Iubeste sa aiba relatii de lunga durata. Mare vorbitor. Mereu reusesc ce vor. Iubeste sa bata Geminis la sport. Extrem de distractivi. Iubeste dsa glumeasca. Destept. 24 ani de noroc prost daca nu-l trimitoi



TAUR (April 20 - Mai 20) - E Capcana agreziva.. Iubeste relatiile de lunga durata. Ii place sa dea lupte bune pentru cea ce vor. Extrem de extroversati. Iubesc sa ajute persoanele care au nevoie de ajutor. Buni sarutatori. Buna personalitate. Cap, tari. Preocupat. Unici in clasa lor. Cineva cu care n-ar trebui sa te bagi. Cele mai atractive persoane de pe pamant! 15 ani de nenoroc daca nu-i trimiti



SAGETATOR (Nov 22 - Dec 21) - De Promiscuitaste Spontana. Mare atractiv. Greu de gasit, dar maret daca l-ai gasit. Iubeste relatiile de lunga durata. Au multa dragoste sa daruiasca. Cineva cu care n-ar trebui sa te bagi. Foarte frumosi. Foarte romantici. Agradabili cu toata lumne. Dragostea lor e unica. Prostut, distractivi si dulci. Au un atractiv unic. Persoana cea mai draguta care vei cunoaste! Impresionanti la AIA !!! Nu e felul de om cu care te ai baga ca ai termina plangand. 4 ani de noroc prost daca nu-l trimiti.



OK Altceva: Nu trimite asta la cine ti l-a trimis, asadar mult noroc! Cel mai rau e ca ultimul e pierzatorul.



Pe loci.... Pregatiti! Start!

1-3 persoane = 1 minut de noroc

4-7 persoane = 1 ora de noroc

8-12 persoane = o zi de noroc

18-22 persoane = o luna de noroc

23-27 persoane = 3 meses de noroc

28- 32 persoane = 7 meses de noroc

33-37 persoane = 1 año de noroc

38 sau mai multi = o viata norocoasa

umor

Subject: Scurte si tari!!!


O femeie se trezeste la miezul noptii plina de sudori.

Dimineata sudorii au plecat la munca.

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Intr-o frizerie. Frizerul, taindu-l pe client de vreo doua ori, incearca

sa discute cu el:

- Ati mai fost la noi pana acum?

- Nu, mana mi-am pierdut-o in razboi.

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- Serviti mormoloci in acest restaurant?

- Servim pe oricine! Luati loc!

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Ospatar, aveti picioare de broasca?

Nu, asa merg eu, mai saltat!

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Merge o babuta pe calea ferata. Din urma se apropie trenul fluierand.

Babuta, fara se se intoarca:

- Fetele cuminti nu intorc capul cand sunt fluierate...

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O femeie si un barbat stau pe marginea prapastiei.

Femeii ii e cald. Barbatul îi face vânt.

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Romanii la olimpiada.

In prima zi au luat o medalie.

A doua zi au mai luat una.

A treia zi i-au prins.

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In tramvai:

- E cineva fara bilet, in fund ?

- Eu, da mi-l bag imediat!!

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M-a sunat ieri o tipa: "Vino acum, nu-i nimeni acasa".

M-am dus. Intr-adevar, nu era nimeni.

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Sotul se intoarce tarziu acasa si incearca sa se bage in pat fara sa-si trezeasca nevasta. Sotia il intreaba:

- Ai venit, hai? Cat e ora?

- 10.

- Cum "zece", daca eu am auzit pendula batand unu?

- Pai si, ce? Vrei sa bata si zero ?!

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Sotul: Nu mai fi suparata! Îti promit ca te fac cea mai fericita femeie din lume.

Sotia: Cînd pleci?

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Un tanar invita o tanara la dans.

- Domnisoara, se poate?...

- Desigur, dar mai intai sa dansam.

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Se intalnesc un domn si o doamna la nudisti.....

Domnul: - Ma bucur ca v-am intalnit!

Doamna: - Observ!.....

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Un bancher discuta cu prietenul sau:

- Iti inchipui, m-am indragostit! Ea are 20 de ani, eu 65!

Ce crezi, sansele mele vor creste daca ii voi spune ca am 50?

- Sansele tale vor creste daca ii vei spune ca ai 80!

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Suna telefonul. Ridica receptorul tatal a trei fete:

- Tu esti, broscuto? se aude o voce de barbat.

- Nu.. Eu sunt proprietarul lacului! - raspunde tatal.

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- Spune, Ione, gasituti-ai vreodata barbati straini in sifonier?

- Nu! Toti erau romani....

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Seful catre secretara:

- Cine ti-a spus ca doar pentru ca te-am sarutat de cateva ori ai dreptul sa lenevesti toata ziua?

- Avocatul meu.

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Un tanar absolvent al sectiei de Management era foarte incantat de postul pe care se angajase intr-o importanta companie multinationala. In prima zi suna la Bufet, tipand in receptor:

- Adu-mi o cafea! Si viteeeeeza!!!

La celalt capat al firului raspunde o voce grava:

- Cred ca ai format un numar gresit; stii cu cine vorbesti, dobitocule?

- Nu, raspunde tanarul angajat.

- Eu sunt Directorul General, imbecilule!!!

- Dar tu stii cu cine vorbesti, dobitocule? tipa tanarul mai tare ca prima data.

- Nu, raspunde Directorul surprins.

- Perfect!.... si inchide

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