vineri, 7 decembrie 2018
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Marie Christine
portraits d'ánimaux aux pastels ...
Bonjour à tous
J'ai poursuivi ces jours derniers le portrait de Joan qui va bientôt tirer à sa fin. Ce portrait me prend du temps parce que Joan a beaucoup de poils et que le portrait prend toute la page du A3.
La fin je pense ce week-end. C'est l'avant dernière étape cette fois-ci.
portraits d'ánimaux aux pastels ...
Bonjour à tous
J'ai poursuivi ces jours derniers le portrait de Joan qui va bientôt tirer à sa fin. Ce portrait me prend du temps parce que Joan a beaucoup de poils et que le portrait prend toute la page du A3.
La fin je pense ce week-end. C'est l'avant dernière étape cette fois-ci.
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idiot sightings
Our society is doomed..............
IDIOT SIGHTING
I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00.
I said "May I have large bills, please."
She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
When I got up off the floor I explained it to her.
IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know, I already got that side.'
This was at the Honda dealership in Canton, MS
IDIOT SIGHTING
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, 'NO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.
She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Kansas City
IDIOT SIGHTING
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
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