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Wife was busy packing her clothes.
Husband – ‘Where are you going?’
Wife – ‘I'm moving to my mother’.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife – ‘Now where are you going?’
Husband – ‘I'm also moving to my mother’.
Wife – ‘And what about the kids?’
Husband – ‘Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... they should move to their mother’.
Clothes unpacked***

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Wife : "Why are u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : How is your headache?

Patient : She's out of town.

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No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile phone
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife

Because, there is always a better model on the market

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that your survival instinct is stronger than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

A lot of doubles and you start feeling single again.

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most.
When a man does that, the slide show begins.
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.
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Q - You know why women love shoes?
A - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit..
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Q - Why can't women drive well?
A - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
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Q - Why can't women stand a day in a jungle?
A - There are no shopping centers..
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Q - How to save a dying woman?
A - Tell her about a 90% sale going on somewhere..
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Q - If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
A - Who cares, just enjoy the day..
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The woman who invented the phrase ... "All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened....
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Wives are magicians........ they can change anything into an argument.
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Why do women live a better, longer & peaceful life, as compared to men.
A very intelligent man replied: Women don't have a wife!

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