5 reguli din intelepciunea scotiana

Five pearls of Scotish wisdom

Cinci reguli din intelepciunea scotiana: 1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.    Iarta-ti dusmanul, dar tine minte numele ticalosului!... 2. Money cannot buy happiness but  it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.    Cu bani nu poti cumpara fericirea dar e mai confortabil sa plangi intr-un Mercedes decat pe bicicleta.

                  

3. Help someone when they are in trouble  and they will

remember you when they're in trouble again.
    Ajuta pe cineva care e la necaz si isi va aduce aminte

de tine cand va fi iarasi la necaz.

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
    Multi sunt in viata numai fiindca este ilegal sa-i impusti.

5.

Alcohol does not solve any problems,  but then again,

neither does milk.
    Alcoolul nu rezolva nici o problema, dar la urma

urmelor, nici laptele.